Sunday, June 3, 2012

Adventures in babysitting


                      me: Watched The Last Unicorn with the girls. Then I put them in bed.

I had no idea it was this easy. J's girls are angels!
                      J: Heh
  You're lucky
 me: lucky? were they supposed to duct tape me to the wall of the parlor and light a fire at my feet?
 J: Yes
 me: They are only 5 and 3, what do they possibly know about The Ransom of Red Chief?
After not having babysat in 6 years, I sat for my friend J's girls tonight. J was headed out to an event in a hurry and needed a sitter in a pinch. I dearly hope I was their last ditch chance, as what do i know about children? Well I discovered that making flowers out of modeling magic is super fun, diapers are idiotproof nowadays and The Last Unicorn is a classic, and to never truffle with a little girl and her toothbrush. For this I was fed supper, watched an old favorite, got caught up on writing after bedtime, and got handsomely paid. Yay babysitting!

Saturday, June 2, 2012

Score one for Telz Angel!

This came off Telz Angel's comment on the FrumSatire post "Off The Derech Movement is Good for the Jews"


5. going OTD is a cathartic experience of recreating your identity. Frum people assume that it is simply throwing off mitzvos — the act of freedom. In fact, in the yeshiva world we use the term “frei” (free) to mean the opposite of frum. Why is this so? because the frum community sees mitzvos as a burden, not a gem. They teach their children to carry this burden, not to cherish this gem. And when they see someone going OTD, they only see someone dropping the load. Their mistake took place when they stopped seeing Torah as a gem. If they had, then they would see an OTD as someone who wanted to carry fewer gems with them — not “free”, but “missing out on something great.”


Profound!


Telz Angel should have a blog.

Friday, June 1, 2012

Can You Hear Me Now?


I have been texting ever since I had my first cell phone in 2001, even though texts cost about 25¢ each at the time, I think and touch screens and keyboards on phones were near nonexistent. You had to slowly, painfully bang out the letters on your nine key. I loved the idea of what I thought were tiny little emails going out through my phone, not knowing what wondrous advances in technology the next few years would bring. For example, in 2001, my Nokia had a black and white screen with green backlighting. You were considered fancy if you had the lights on your phone replaced to blue or red, a vibrating battery pack and a fancy faceplate -my price per month- about $50 and that was just for calls- and get this you younger Gen Yers - it wasn’t even unlimited! Now in 2012, I own an Android. I regularly listen to radio stations from across the US and look up things on Wikipedia on it and I pay $50 a month.

I have gone through many phones and carriers in the last 11 years. I have been with T mobile, Verizon twice, Virgin Mobile twice and now on Metro PCS. I think I may have also been on Sprint. I am currently on my 3rd Samsung. First, the Juke, the cutest little itty bitty phone that played music, then the Intensity which was not a Smartphone, but was almost there. I got e mail and Facebook on its preloaded apps and it had very rudimentary and slow mobile internet. Now I have a Samsung Admire. My first Android. My mind is constantly blown by what I can do on this thing. Thinking back, I have owned 9 phones total.

I remember in the late 90’s and early 2000’s there was a trend in making phones smaller and smaller. At one point, they got to be about the size of beepers. Y’all remember beepers right? Those little clip on boxes that beep and flash the senders phone number? I laugh about it now, but in high school I was such a poser. I carried around an inactivated one just to look like everyone else.  But I digress. It all came to a head when one of the big manufacturers came out with a “lipstick phone” it was a tiny black and white thing with no keypad. I have no idea how it worked. It was meant to fit into a tiny evening bag and not to be a primary phone. What, did the phone manufacturers think we were going to have “phone wardrobes” where we just pop the simcard out of our phones and trade it among the many in our collection based on our moods? Now the trend is to make phones bigger and bigger. I eventually expect to see a guy holding an iPad sized monstrosity to his ear walking by.

I was originally going to write this as an article on why I love to text rather than speak on the phone. It started out that way, note the opening sentence? I may write that post eventually. Sometimes, when you write, a piece will take you where it wants to go and not where you tell it to. I mainly like to text because I feel like I am so much more clever with the written word rather  than the spoken. That and I am hard of hearing and HATE screaming Hello! Hello! into my phone like an idiot. When you text, long stretches of silence are not awkward, and you can think of what you will say before you type it out. I also like to save favorite texts to read again and again. You can’t do that with phone calls, that would be considered surveillance. 

Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Sometimes you get disturbed by your stats....

Looking through my stats for kicks. I occasionally get odd search terms. Lately I have been getting a ton coming from a Google search for "Internet Asifa". That's normal. Today I got a hit that took the cake... someone searched for "Asifa Porn". This could mean one of several things. One could be looking for where porn was mentioned at the Asifa or one could be looking for vids of something untoward going on in the men's room. I really don't want to know! 

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Weekend.

Less said about it, the better. Just glad it is over. I hate being without Fountain House for more than a few days. If this were the old BW, I would whine about it in long, excruciating detail, but I am saving that for my therapist. All I can say is that i am very drained. The heat has really gotten to me something fierce. I think it will take at least a week to get back to myself, but meanwhile, enjoy this doodle out of my notebook.

Monday, May 28, 2012

New direction once again.

I have archived over 130 of my previous blog entries. I tend to pick through and archive entries once a year when I get sick of them and my standards for my own writing become higher. Much of what i have written in the past year is utter drama seeking, incendiary, self indulgent dreck. And some of what I wrote would be damaging to the people I love, so i decided to just save it and file it away before anyone gets hurt. And no, smart alecks, I checked the Wayback machine and i am not archived there, I just checked.

I have decided on a new focus for this blog. I don't think we can identify it as an OTD blog anymore though i still identify with the movement. I also think we need more of a presence and to change the OTD Wikipedia page. Exciting stuff is coming in the next few weeks. i want to turn this thing around into a blog i can proudly put my name to. There will be a focus on poetry, art, writings and the goings on at fountain house. You will no longer hear of family drama. That crap gets tedious. You're gonna love tomorrow.

Tune in soon for a new YouTube channel once i can figure out how to upload and once i can get my video camera back. Look also for jewelry making instructions and other crafts. And look for Instagram pictures, lots and lots of Instagram pictures. This place is going to get bright, beautiful and lively soon! I want this to be a blog that i can happily show my family.

Thank You,

Ari 

Saturday, May 26, 2012

Masculine Feminity



This is my friend Kat Adams at the Steampunk World's Fair fashion show. Isn't he absolurtely beautiful? It looks like a cross between Steampunk and the Wild West! This Photo is off of Jacki Noel (Tiger Lily's) Facebook. I absolutely love gender bending and fluidity. I wonder if men have been used in women's high fashion shows yet, with the exception of RuPaul.